It isn't enough that the man known as Rob Pattinson can easily cause a stir on Twitter. Every little move he makes is instant headlining news in the Twitterverse.But OH.MI.GOD! Nothing, and I mean nothing, has caused a Twitter Commotion like the onslaught brought on yesterday by Vanity Fair Magazine. After much (lame) teasing, they unveiled the cover of their December issue with Rob looking ever so dashing. But it didn't stop there. Before Twihards could form another incoherent thought, VF released the first set of four Bruce Weber outtakes on their website. Hot Damn in the Valley of all that is Hot and Damned! You would've thought a Fan Fic Convention let out with all the chest clutching, heart thumping, died-and-gone-to-heaven, 'oh-what -I -would -do' tweets that were unleashed!!! Never have I witnessed so many women wishing they were beer bottles, patches of grass and pianos in all my life! It's no shocker that the frenzy is still going strong the day after. O. M. freakin' E.!
There's no doubt this cover is worth celebrating. Rob is looking every bit the James Dean of his generation: The signature smoldering look paired with the luscious Edwardesqe hair. But that wasn't even the highlight of the cover. Oh no -- the REAL star of the day was what many of us twittering Twihards dubbed as the "skin peek". That's right -- that ever so tiny little glimpse of skin showing right above his waist. And that small hint of skin sent many a fangirl moaning... literally... and off into a comatose state that can only be done by the power of RPattz. It soon took a life of its own as we all mistakenly took the 'skin peek' as an invitation to create every Rob/Edward fantasy imaginable. We became fixated at the cream colored, velvety skin of the sparkly one and began to fantasize how easily our hand/tongue could fit in that tiny enclave of Rob Heaven. Ohhhh... the possibilities were endless... and we all were the better person for spending those countless hours analyzing this to the best of our Twitter ability!
Such madness sent us into a frenzy of chain smoking and drinking (alcohol or water, depending on the mood you were in (wink, wink)). And to think the New Moon promo madness has just begun, ladies. But have no fear -- after Wednesday, the VF issue will hit the stands and we'll all have Rob in our precious hands to enjoy up close and -- err-- personal! :-0
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