How Rob Pattinson Invaded (& hopefully continues to invade) My Dreamscape

So last night marked #4 on my personal list of 'How Many Rob Dreams I Have Had". I wish I could remember what I did or ate last night, just so I can dream that way every night! :-0




Since my memory often escapes me, I thought I'd jot down what I could remember from each dream:



1. THE REPORTER DREAM: My Twi-Partner-In-Crime (aka my niece Megan) and I were at a press junket in the woods (don't ask) and had been told Rob was currently being interviewed inside this tent. So we came up with the bright idea that we stake out the back entrance of the tent (and when I say tent I mean a large camping tent, not one of those fancy event tents!). As we were busy talking each other's ear off, I see a poorly disguised Rob snake his way out of the tent and duck past us. I called him on it, but he kept walking like he didn't hear me. This was a funny, but disappointing dream! :(




2. THE DATE DREAM: I'm convinced that I had this dream out of my fear of running into Rob one day while looking completely tore up! haha We were on his movie set (although never mentioned in the dream, looked much like his "Remember Me" movie set in that it was identical to an NYC street location) and were sitting in those cast director chairs watching playbacks on the monitors. We were both totally decked out, as if we were going on a dinner date afterwards. We were laughing and joking in between takes and giving those touchy feely love taps. Good Times Dream! :-)




3. THE KISSING DREAM: I'm convinced that this dream was out of my concern over Rob and his handling of his newfound fame! haha I was his friend and driving him around town, taking him places and running errands for him, etc. Everywhere I went, I was paranoid for him and kept asking questions like "are you okay?" or "is this okay, where we're going?" Fast forward to where I'm sitting in the back seat and he's in the front seat, like we pulled over to give him a break somewhere. I was leaning forward the front seat asking him a million questions and he was kicked back with his hand over his eyes like he had a headache. At one point we ended up talking to where our faces were so close together that I guess he felt compelled to give me a quick kiss on the lips. AWESOME, RIGHT? But in the dream it felt awkward, like he was just giving me a pity kiss 'cause our faces were so close together! HAHA Goofy Ass Dream! :-)




4. THE MEETING DREAM (and the BEST by far!): I'm convinced that this dream is because the New Moon premiere is coming up and I'm just hoping I get to see/meet him at some point! :-0 Again, me and my Twi-Partner-In-Crime were at a film location and we both decided to stake out different entrances of this room that he was filming in. Nothing was happening, so I went to search for Megan to see if she had any luck and low and behold, she was standing there casually talking to the man himself! I was like "WTF?????? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?????" and proceeded to take my camera out to take pictures of them. They both were like "oh, okay.... I guess..." like I was totally interupting their conversation or something. Too funny! Rob was beyond friendly and giddy and I was like "Oh please... could we do a funny prom pose together?" And he's all "prom pose?" So I proceed to pose him in back of me w/ his arms around my waist and put on a funny fake smile, and he starts CRACKING UP! And he's all "ooh, and what if I start doing this?" and he proceeds to GRAB MY BOOBS!!!!! I said "Wow, not a whole lot happening up there, but if you're feelin' it, go for it!" And we just started cracking up while Megan snapped away.


Fast forward to me just hanging out at this location and I was just hanging out with all these random, cool people because I thought Rob had left a long time ago. All of a sudden I can hear someone in the crowd saying "Is Gertrude still here?" (my actual first name) and I was like "yeah, I'm here... who's asking?" And this crew member guy comes out of nowhere and points in my direction and in walks Rob!!!!! HOLY MUTHER-EFFERRRR!!!



ME: "First of all, how'd you know that was my name?"

ROB: "I asked".

ME: "OHMIGOD, YOU REMEMBERED ME?????"

ROB: "I didn't want to leave without saying goodbye"

ME: "AWWWWWWWWWWW......."

And I gave him the biggest bear hug. He was so tall and thin, but so wonderfully warm and gracious. Like I said, Best Dream Ever! :-)

ROB ON VF: The Vampire Cometh & Wreaketh Thy Havoc!

It isn't enough that the man known as Rob Pattinson can easily cause a stir on Twitter. Every little move he makes is instant headlining news in the Twitterverse.

But OH.MI.GOD! Nothing, and I mean nothing, has caused a Twitter Commotion like the onslaught brought on yesterday by Vanity Fair Magazine. After much (lame) teasing, they unveiled the cover of their December issue with Rob looking ever so dashing. But it didn't stop there. Before Twihards could form another incoherent thought, VF released the first set of four Bruce Weber outtakes on their website. Hot Damn in the Valley of all that is Hot and Damned! You would've thought a Fan Fic Convention let out with all the chest clutching, heart thumping, died-and-gone-to-heaven, 'oh-what -I -would -do' tweets that were unleashed!!! Never have I witnessed so many women wishing they were beer bottles, patches of grass and pianos in all my life! It's no shocker that the frenzy is still going strong the day after. O. M. freakin' E.!

There's no doubt this cover is worth celebrating. Rob is looking every bit the James Dean of his generation: The signature smoldering look paired with the luscious Edwardesqe hair. But that wasn't even the highlight of the cover. Oh no -- the REAL star of the day was what many of us twittering Twihards dubbed as the "skin peek". That's right -- that ever so tiny little glimpse of skin showing right above his waist. And that small hint of skin sent many a fangirl moaning... literally... and off into a comatose state that can only be done by the power of RPattz. It soon took a life of its own as we all mistakenly took the 'skin peek' as an invitation to create every Rob/Edward fantasy imaginable. We became fixated at the cream colored, velvety skin of the sparkly one and began to fantasize how easily our hand/tongue could fit in that tiny enclave of Rob Heaven. Ohhhh... the possibilities were endless... and we all were the better person for spending those countless hours analyzing this to the best of our Twitter ability!

Such madness sent us into a frenzy of chain smoking and drinking (alcohol or water, depending on the mood you were in (wink, wink)). And to think the New Moon promo madness has just begun, ladies. But have no fear -- after Wednesday, the VF issue will hit the stands and we'll all have Rob in our precious hands to enjoy up close and -- err-- personal! :-0